[RA1N]

I seriously doubt anyone has made something of that purpose.
I mean you might be able to do some pretty hardcore httpwebrequests and then make it go from now untill you made you account recording all your past statuses, but it would be ridiculous on memory, and then making into a search engine type deal would be even more fun. So my best bet would be to find something by facebook or pay a programmer to do the job.
btw we should go back to the clubs again xD