What Christmas Presents Did You Receive?

Megan · 12-27-2015, 12:34 AM

(12-27-2015, 12:28 AM)Jiggly Wrote: I got so many super warm socks, money, art stuff, alcohol, makeup and a kettle. The kettle is the first thing I've used so far. And for you Americans - It's a normal electric kettle, not those ancient ones you seem to have on the hob.

Can confirm the importance of a kettle Jiggles.

Nil · 12-27-2015, 01:03 AM

(12-27-2015, 12:28 AM)Jiggly Wrote: I got so many super warm socks, money, art stuff, alcohol, makeup and a kettle. The kettle is the first thing I've used so far. And for you Americans - It's a normal electric kettle, not those ancient ones you seem to have on the hob.

insidious · 12-27-2015, 03:20 AM

Got a sweater and a GoT poster 😮

ねこまっしぐら · 12-27-2015, 04:12 AM

I got to take my family out to dinner.

pvnk · 12-27-2015, 07:36 AM

my girlfriend tried giving me her baby for xmas and i gave her a ride to the abortion clinic. it wasn't a happy xmas this year as one could imagine, but at least i got the baby out of the way. (and out of the world lol)

pvnk · 12-27-2015, 07:53 AM

(12-27-2015, 07:50 AM)Lust Wrote: LMAO

i know what you're thinking, but my girlfriend isn't mexican. and i'm not african american. if i was african american, i probably would've called upon my instincts and do what african americans are genetically programmed to do. (which would be...?)

Spoiler:running. yes. running far far away.

m0dem · 12-27-2015, 04:12 PM

(12-27-2015, 07:36 AM)primitiv Wrote: my girlfriend tried giving me her baby for xmas and i gave her a ride to the abortion clinic. it wasn't a happy xmas this year as one could imagine, but at least i got the baby out of the way. (and out of the world lol)

what a sick, disgusting, selfish mind Sad

Fury · 12-27-2015, 04:30 PM

Judge Revolver 45 colt/410 shells
Personalized Yeti cup for my drinking habbits Tongue

Also bought my wife a new 20ga shotgun remmington 870

pvnk · 12-27-2015, 05:00 PM

(12-27-2015, 04:12 PM)m0dem Wrote: what a sick, disgusting, selfish mind

What an underdeveloped, lackluster brain that can't handle dark humor. You must cry when the other kids on the playground make fun of your mother.

Jiggly · 12-27-2015, 09:23 PM

(12-27-2015, 07:36 AM)primitiv Wrote: my girlfriend tried giving me her baby for xmas and i gave her a ride to the abortion clinic. it wasn't a happy xmas this year as one could imagine, but at least i got the baby out of the way. (and out of the world lol)

Cannot decide whether I find you hilarious or genuinely frightening. I'm just going to continue eating my popcorn until I make my mind up.

(12-27-2015, 01:03 AM)God Wrote:

It's wine... still in the box... Gimme some rum, then sign me up for the AA meetings Wink