[Sir]

How To Take a Joke

It has recently come to my attention that some of you here are unable to take a joke, or lack a sense of humor. So with my help I will show you how!

1) Realize not everything everybody says is always serious.
2) Think about all the things you've joked about that could've been taken seriously but weren't. There are other things like that in the world.
3) Realize that everything can be funny in the right light.
4) Remember; it's a joke, not a dick, don't take it so hard.

[Anizeb]

This offends my sensibilities, I'm calling the police.

[Dismas]

How To Post In The Right Section

It has recently come to my attention that some of you are unable to post in the right sections, or lack common-sense. So with my help I will show you how!

1) Read section rules. They tell you what you can and can't post.
2) Stuff that's low-quality, random, or just plain offensive goes in the Random Discussion section.
3) While it might be funny in The Lounge, it might be against the rules to post in there.
4) Being disrespectful to Oni, Jiggly, or Vox will get your ass banned. Don't do it, kid.