Thirteen Years of Service
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The Worst Point and Click Adventure Game Ever Made 06-08-2016, 12:48 AM
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For featuring H.R. Geiger's works, and having an interesting premise, this game is bad. Really bad. The puzzles are boring, nonsensical, and pointless. Your character is the most unlikable, whiny manchild looser in history. You will find yourself going to the same places in the game for at least 2 hours before you get to anything remotely interesting, and by that time its not even worth it. Don't believe me? Watch Slowbeef and Diabeetus play the game here:
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Eleven Years of Service
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RE: The Worst Point and Click Adventure Game Ever Made 06-08-2016, 02:50 AM
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Those Graphics though
It looks like they photoshopped every individual frame and put it together in some kind of stop-motion-esque combo. Then used some kind of 2003 3-D Home Modeling program to put together the enviroment.
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Thirteen Years of Service
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RE: The Worst Point and Click Adventure Game Ever Made 06-08-2016, 03:16 AM
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It was made in 1995. So its going to look dated. But that's no excuse when Myst came out 3 years before.
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RE: The Worst Point and Click Adventure Game Ever Made 06-08-2016, 03:45 AM
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Yeah, a lot of the 90s PC games that you can slap a graphics card or just run on a monitor that isn't CGA or EGA is going to have that sort of look to it, just gotta deal with it if you want to play 'em.
If I have to choose a "worst point-and-click" title, it's going to be the 2nd Phantasmagoria game, "A Puzzle of Flesh". The first wasn't too great already to me, I mean whatever it's a horror title, but a lot of the reason it's memorable is because they use shocking, gory stuff instead of something psychological. A Puzzle of Flesh is just a letdown as it's really short, you're pretty much on a rail - not much exploration to be done here, it's got that 90s thing of an addiction to FMV, and it's just clunky. I think most-all of the praise for it is because the main dude Curtis is bisexual and openly says stuff, which really doesn't do much for the plot so I don't care. If you want to watch all 4 hours and 39 minutes of it or just scan around, here's a playthrough
I'll give Dark Seed 2 a shot for the crap of it, I have the first on Amiga which I have yet to beat (Currently playing It Came From the Desert, pretty funky game - check it out, just not the Turbografx 16 one 'cause it's pretty bad) and then I'll throw 2 on a PC and play it.
airgames, on 08 Dec 2014 - 5:24 PM, said:
close this discussion of dick !!
I broke !!
thanks
'backin89', on 22 Dec 2010 - 6:40 PM, said:
Igot your fucking crackpipe bitch. i dont even smoke cigarrettes. i hope you all sleep in the fucking cold
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