[lux]

What's wrong with seeing two godzillas climbing onto a boat?

Nothing, just I see it as very... 'abstract'.

[Sir]

But I know all the correct answers ):


As OP isn't a psychiatrist, take what he says with a grain of salt. This test is meant to get a very generalized picture of your personality, and especially what emotions drive your thoughts naturally.

Yes, imo even if a real psychiatrist tells you shit based off these you should take it with a grain of salt.

Answer honestly then dude, I'm curious.

[Customer]

1. Sideways Mirror effect of a pokemon
2. Bear that just had dinner
3. Two people trying pull apart someone trying to cover their eyes. Person that has their eyes covered has a bow in their hair
4. Someone standing in front of satans massive head
5. Bat/butterfly morph with the electrical car start things as hands
6.Two people holding up a sword
7. Two bunnies touching butts while looking at each other
8. Two leopards shooting hand lasers at a snake
9. A baby feeding a dragon from its hand
10. A skeleton with a colorful robe around him holding his hands together


what the fuck is wrong with me

[w00t]

From memory of the last time I took the test honestly, so as not to skew the result:

1. Two griffin perched opposite each other
2. Two bloody bison
3. Two deer facing each other
4. A man with a large flowing scarf
5. A bat
6. A dragonfly
7. Two rabbits, bodies faced opposite of each other, heads toward each other
8. Two jaguar working together to take down a beast
9. Two moose
10. Two scorpions preparing to eat two crabs

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1. Sideways Mirror effect of a pokemon
2. Bear that just had dinner
3. Two people trying pull apart someone trying to cover their eyes. Person that has their eyes covered has a bow in their hair
4. Someone standing in front of satans massive head
5. Bat/butterfly morph with the electrical car start things as hands
6.Two people holding up a sword
7. Two bunnies touching butts while looking at each other
8. Two leopards shooting hand lasers at a snake
9. A baby feeding a dragon from its hand
10. A skeleton with a colorful robe around him holding his hands together


what the fuck is wrong with me

I'll take a swing.

You want to be brave, but your fear of doing something wrong tends to prevent you from doing so. You don't seek out fights, but are willing to stand up for yourself and for those who cannot.

Then there's some dark shit about how you're subconsciously aware that both death, and Satan, are unavoidable.

[Sir]

From memory of the last time I took the test honestly, so as not to skew the result:

2. Two bloody bison
8. Two jaguar working together to take down a beast
10. Two scorpions preparing to eat two crabs

Are the only ones that raise suspicion, I believe a psychiatric would deem these responses as unhealthy.

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I'll take a swing.

You want to be brave, but your fear of doing something wrong tends to prevent you from doing so. You don't seek out fights, but are willing to stand up for yourself and for those who cannot.

Then there's some dark shit about how you're subconsciously aware that both death, and Satan, are unavoidable.

Rather detailed analysis, how did you come to it? I'm pretty good at analyzing dreams and projections, yet I don't see where you got that out of his answers, then again I'm tired.

[Customer]

From memory of the last time I took the test honestly, so as not to skew the result:

1. Two griffin perched opposite each other
2. Two bloody bison
3. Two deer facing each other
4. A man with a large flowing scarf
5. A bat
6. A dragonfly
7. Two rabbits, bodies faced opposite of each other, heads toward each other
8. Two jaguar working together to take down a beast
9. Two moose
10. Two scorpions preparing to eat two crabs

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I'll take a swing.

You want to be brave, but your fear of doing something wrong tends to prevent you from doing so. You don't seek out fights, but are willing to stand up for yourself and for those who cannot.

Then there's some dark shit about how you're subconsciously aware that both death, and Satan, are unavoidable.

jesus is that you

You literally just stated myself.

[w00t]

1. Sideways Mirror effect of a pokemon
2. Bear that just had dinner
3. Two people trying pull apart someone trying to cover their eyes. Person that has their eyes covered has a bow in their hair
4. Someone standing in front of satans massive head
5. Bat/butterfly morph with the electrical car start things as hands
6.Two people holding up a sword
7. Two bunnies touching butts while looking at each other
8. Two leopards shooting hand lasers at a snake
9. A baby feeding a dragon from its hand
10. A skeleton with a colorful robe around him holding his hands together

EXPLANATION:
8 indicates a willingness to do violent acts
6 indicates a desire to do them with or to aid others
3 has signs of shame( covering of eyes ), as well as showing that you view others as needing protection( person with a bow in their hair signifies innocence and need for protection )
9 is innocence/others' need for protection again
4 and 10 are the premonitions of death and Satan

Due to the colourful nature of your skeleton, I flitted around with saying slight suicidal urges.

[Sir]

EXPLANATION:
8 indicates a willingness to do violent acts
6 indicates a desire to do them with or to aid others
3 has signs of shame( covering of eyes ), as well as showing that you view others as needing protection( person with a bow in their hair signifies innocence and need for protection )
4 and 10 are the premonitions of death and Satan

You sir have impressed me, and taught me something too. Thanks.

[Customer]

EXPLANATION:
8 indicates a willingness to do violent acts
6 indicates a desire to do them with or to aid others
3 has signs of shame( covering of eyes ), as well as showing that you view others as needing protection( person with a bow in their hair signifies innocence and need for protection )
4 and 10 are the premonitions of death and Satan

My last therapist didn't care for me.

Please be my therapist.

[w00t]

I do not aim to provide therapy, as I have found through a combination of personal experience and research that a therapist is merely a catalyst, change of a mental nature must come from inside. Decide what it is you wish to change, and set about doing it. It will come faster than you may expect.