[Foulplay]

Knock knock...
Whos there?
Jim.
Jim who?
Jim Smith.

[TechSaavy]

There was once a Russian, German and a Pole.
They was about to rent a room in a hotell.
First out, was the Russian.
-Privet! Do you have some free rooms?
-Yes, but there are ghosts in it
- I'm not affraid
He took the keys, and went up.
He opened the door, and heard "I will skinn you, and I will eat you!"
And so, he ran away.

Next up, was the German
-Guten Tag! Do you have some free rooms?
-Yes, but there are ghosts in it
- I'm not affraid
He took the keys, and went up.
He opened the door, and heard "I will skinn you, and I will eat you!"
And he also ran away.

Then the Pole came.
-Czesc! Do you have some free rooms?
-Yes, but there are ghosts in it
- I'm not affraid
He took the keys, and went up.
He opened the door, and heard "I will skinn you, and I will eat you!"
He turned on the lights, and went towards the cabinet.
He opened the doors, and inside there was a money talking to a banana:
"I will skin you! I will eat you!"



-What's up?
- The roof!

These are not mine. Just heard them from a couple of friends

pretty sure you ment monkey talking to a banana*
worst joke i've ever heard so congrats!

Thanks

Corrected the text. My bad :S Thanks for that

[Balls]

I have more

Would you like to buy a male or female dog?

Bitch, please!

[Pyro]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He didn't , he got hit by a car.

[Nefarious]

I was going to tell a joke about pussy but you will never get it.

:dodgy: Lol'd

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Aw dude, come on now, that happened with my great grandpa yesterday ;~;, joykiller ;'(

>MFW

FUCKING DIED.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He didn't , he got hit by a car.

Oh now that's just mean xD.

[Customer]

Why didn't the skeleton finish his milkshake?






Because it was falling right from his jaw, you stupid fucking dingus.