[Pyro]

Alright kids, since I rarely post here in the first place, I'm gonna try and come up with at least one anti joke for the master race.

1. Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the fuck does it matter to you, maybe he just felt like taking a fucking walk.

(I forgot to mention some will be terrible)

2. John has 48 cookies and eats 47, what does our little nigger have? Diabeetus.

More soon, k bye.

[Customer]

I was going to tell a joke about the boston shit, and I was thinking about it,

but it wouldn't end well.

[Pyro]

I was gonna make a gay joke, butt fuck it.

[Groliath]

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

[Pyro]

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Aw dude, come on now, that happened with my great grandpa yesterday ;~;, joykiller ;'(

[Charon]

I was going to tell a joke about pussy but you will never get it.

[Groliath]

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Aw dude, come on now, that happened with my great grandpa yesterday ;~;, joykiller ;'(

>MFW

[ErroraBorealis]

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Aw dude, come on now, that happened with my great grandpa yesterday ;~;, joykiller ;'(

>MFW

I'm dieing here xD

[TechSaavy]

There was once a Russian, German and a Pole.
They was about to rent a room in a hotell.
First out, was the Russian.
-Privet! Do you have some free rooms?
-Yes, but there are ghosts in it
- I'm not affraid
He took the keys, and went up.
He opened the door, and heard "I will skinn you, and I will eat you!"
And so, he ran away.

Next up, was the German
-Guten Tag! Do you have some free rooms?
-Yes, but there are ghosts in it
- I'm not affraid
He took the keys, and went up.
He opened the door, and heard "I will skinn you, and I will eat you!"
And he also ran away.

Then the Pole came.
-Czesc! Do you have some free rooms?
-Yes, but there are ghosts in it
- I'm not affraid
He took the keys, and went up.
He opened the door, and heard "I will skinn you, and I will eat you!"
He turned on the lights, and went towards the cabinet.
He opened the doors, and inside there was a monkey talking to a banana:
"I will skin you! I will eat you!"



-What's up?
- The roof!

These are not mine. Just heard them from a couple of friends

[Groliath]

There was once a Russian, German and a Pole.
They was about to rent a room in a hotell.
First out, was the Russian.
-Privet! Do you have some free rooms?
-Yes, but there are ghosts in it
- I'm not affraid
He took the keys, and went up.
He opened the door, and heard "I will skinn you, and I will eat you!"
And so, he ran away.

Next up, was the German
-Guten Tag! Do you have some free rooms?
-Yes, but there are ghosts in it
- I'm not affraid
He took the keys, and went up.
He opened the door, and heard "I will skinn you, and I will eat you!"
And he also ran away.

Then the Pole came.
-Czesc! Do you have some free rooms?
-Yes, but there are ghosts in it
- I'm not affraid
He took the keys, and went up.
He opened the door, and heard "I will skinn you, and I will eat you!"
He turned on the lights, and went towards the cabinet.
He opened the doors, and inside there was a money talking to a banana:
"I will skin you! I will eat you!"



-What's up?
- The roof!

These are not mine. Just heard them from a couple of friends

pretty sure you ment monkey talking to a banana*
worst joke i've ever heard so congrats!