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RE: So I was driving today... 08-31-2013, 03:48 AM
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That's pretty freaky. I would've died of laughter.
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RE: So I was driving today... 08-31-2013, 06:21 AM
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Lol, what did you do after?
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RE: So I was driving today... 08-31-2013, 11:20 AM
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Drive away with brown stuff in my boxers...
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RE: So I was driving today... 08-31-2013, 11:40 AM
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I started laughing and drove away.
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RE: So I was driving today... 08-31-2013, 11:55 AM
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Damn nigga, that shit forreal? Better get your 9mm with you next time.
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RE: So I was driving today... 08-31-2013, 12:10 PM
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Scenario #2: Mafia pulls into the inside lane and stops at the red light. A car slows down behind him, and then a huge massive cock zooms out of his open window, grabs Mafia by the neck and begins to strangle him. Mafia finds a machete in his glove box and begins to hack away, until the cock dies of rusted-machete disease. Mafia hits the accelerator thinking that he has made his escape, but once touched by the cock, you become.. the cock.
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