[Sophisticated]

 I always get told this, but It never seems to work I can only seem to sleep if I have a feeling someone is around me, weird huh?

http://www.mysiliconelovedoll.com/ 

You should never have to feel alone anymore plus you can now sleep  :noh: :noh: :noh: :noh:

If theirs grass on the pitch; play ball.

That is truly messed up and people would buy this kinda shit too...  ad:

Their was one that said 'Real USED Japanese woman's Panties) $58.
I wouldn't need pubic hair then; japs have loads so it would get trapped in the underwear.