Sex Toy Sales Increase After Coronavirus Outbreak

Dismas · 03-31-2020, 09:07 AM

With quarantine, many people are staying inside. Unsurprisingly, they're also masturbating a lot more. Be sure to wash your hands, degenerates.

Quote:German sex toy brand Womanizer has reported that their current sales from January 1st through March 6th are 50% higher than what they had initially predicted. Sales in Italy, one of the countries hardest hit by the virus, have increased, too: Sex toy sales are 60% above what is usually predicted. In the US, sales are also 60% above typical predictions.

Read More: https://www.papermag.com/sex-toys-sales-2645536137.html

mothered · 03-31-2020, 10:57 AM

Quote: Unsurprisingly, they're also masturbating a lot more

Well, due to being quarantined, It's not only free time they'll have on their hands.

Boudica · 03-31-2020, 12:37 PM

That's just plain hilarious. I read a post saying that most people will either come out of this quarantine as cooks or alcoholics. Others will come out pregnant.

GeniLoyd · 03-31-2020, 07:32 PM

(03-31-2020, 12:37 PM)Boudica Wrote: That's just plain hilarious. I read a post saying that most people will either come out of this quarantine as cooks or alcoholics. Others will come out pregnant.

lmaoo

bridgeman · 04-01-2020, 12:02 AM

Yes, of course. One of my friends has sex shop and he sells in 5 days all the toys.

Boudica · 04-01-2020, 09:34 AM

(04-01-2020, 12:02 AM)bridgeman Wrote: Yes, of course. One of my friends has sex shop and he sells in 5 days all the toys.

ALL of them? That is quite a variety of tastes in the bedroom.

mothered · 04-03-2020, 04:20 PM

(04-01-2020, 09:34 AM)Boudica Wrote:
(04-01-2020, 12:02 AM)bridgeman Wrote: Yes, of course. One of my friends has sex shop and he sells in 5 days all the toys.

ALL of them? That is quite a variety of tastes in the bedroom.

People must be extremely bored being quarantined.

To add to the variety, the neighbors may also be Invited to join In.

AschleyCool · 04-10-2020, 06:28 AM

Why I am not even surprised

Boudica · 04-10-2020, 09:35 AM

(04-03-2020, 04:20 PM)mothered Wrote:
(04-01-2020, 09:34 AM)Boudica Wrote:
(04-01-2020, 12:02 AM)bridgeman Wrote: Yes, of course. One of my friends has sex shop and he sells in 5 days all the toys.

ALL of them? That is quite a variety of tastes in the bedroom.

People must be extremely bored being quarantined.

To add to the variety, the neighbors may also be Invited to join In.

I can't believe you made that joke. That's hilarious xD

partiniu · 04-15-2020, 05:20 PM

Well, time to invest in some stocks guys!