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Dismas · 11-07-2013, 04:26 PM

Ever get messages like this? How do you respond?

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Mafia · 11-07-2013, 04:45 PM

I get them all the time, I just go with it. I once got a dating one and I said sure, the next day he went to kiss her and she slapped him. (Told this via text).

Dismas · 11-07-2013, 05:14 PM

(11-07-2013, 04:45 PM)Mafia Wrote: I get them all the time, I just go with it. I once got a dating one and I said sure, the next day he went to kiss her and she slapped him. (Told this via text).

I am confused. Who is "he"?

Jolly · 11-07-2013, 06:19 PM

I once got a text message from my friend in the military ''I NEED TOILET PAPER!''
My reply to him was ''Well shit, so do i!''
Especially since i really was out of toilet paper :/

Night Owl · 11-07-2013, 06:30 PM

Basic Troll him with grandma pics.

lux · 11-07-2013, 06:34 PM

Tfw well I don't get intended texts.

Feat · 11-08-2013, 04:00 AM

I get these every now and then :|

Mom · 11-08-2013, 04:07 AM

(11-07-2013, 06:19 PM)Jolly Wrote: I once got a text message from my friend in the military ''I NEED TOILET PAPER!''
My reply to him was ''Well shit, so do i!''
Especially since i really was out of toilet paper :/

And you're still alive?
Running out of toilet paper is my cue to kill myself.

ねこまっしぐら · 11-08-2013, 04:08 AM

I've never really had any text messages as obscure as that but I have had them. I used to just ignore them. But now I kinda play them off.

Blind? Listen to the audio verson: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1w3XVAxgzFR

DarkFlux™ · 11-09-2013, 05:25 PM

i never really got them ! is it because i am non-us ?

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