[Harvey]

Code:

Bogan: What you got dog food for?
Me: Your mum asked me to cook dinner tonight.

Bogan is stunned.

I keep walking.

Once I'm about 100 metres away, the bogan starts yelling abuse.

That's when you turn around and start sprinting at them.

[BlueScreen]

OT: I can't deck an 11 year old girl in a public school :/

By deck I am going to assume rape, and aslong as you get her alone and make sure she keeps quite I dont see the problem with that.

[Harvey]

By deck I am going to assume rape, and aslong as you get her alone and make sure she keeps quite I dont see the problem with that.

Deck means to knock someone the fugg out.

[lux]

By deck I am going to assume rape, and aslong as you get her alone and make sure she keeps quite I dont see the problem with that.

Holy sheet BlueFag I remember you <3

[Judas]

I'd probably punch her in the face.

[Dismas]

I probably would have just laughed. She's 11, what do you expect?

[Feat]

I'm not going to lie, I would've punched her. DAFAQ YOU HITTING ME WIFF YO SCARF FOR?!

Anyways, I got one:

Friend: I'm going out with someone
Me: Congrats.
Friend: He's great.
Me: OK.
-2 months later-
Friend: I'm going to fuck him.
Me: You're going to regret it.
Friend: No I won't, he's not like that.
-3 weeks later-
Friend: He broke up with me and he wasn't a virgin like he said he was.
Me: TOLD YOU YOU DUMB BITCH.
Friend: *silence* -logs off facebook-

[Judas]

I'm not going to lie, I would've punched her. DAFAQ YOU HITTING ME WIFF YO SCARF FOR?!

Anyways, I got one:

Friend: I'm going out with someone
Me: Congrats.
Friend: He's great.
Me: OK.
-2 months later-
Friend: I'm going to fuck him.
Me: You're going to regret it.
Friend: No I won't, he's not like that.
-3 weeks later-
Friend: He broke up with me and he wasn't a virgin like he said he was.
Me: TOLD YOU YOU DUMB BITCH.
Friend: *silence* -logs off facebook-

That's not really public awkwardness though, it's more your friend being a common girl.

[Feat]

That's not really [i]public]/i] awkwardness though, it's more your friend being a common girl.

Oh, the last part was the only internet wise part. But she's really fucking annoying me lately.

[lux]

Also some other fun situations is where someone attempts to insult you, and just opens a /MASSIVE/ window to insult them back.