[Vitani]

You probably think metaphorically, but literally a pain in the ass, today I sat down on the couch, not realizing that someone left scissors on the couch, and they slipped down in the crack, with the blade area facing upward, so I sat down, and it cut all the way in there, it was so painful, and still is, I went to the bathroom to look, and there was blood everywhere... not sure what to do, would be pretty embarrassing going to the doctors!

[Google]

Lie on your belly and do not take a shower, it will make it worse + put somethkng on your ass.

[Jessie Andrews]

I can sense a troll thread here.

[Nature]

I can sense a troll thread here.

May sound so, but why would he troll about something going into his ass? (sarcasm)

[Major Tom]

Damn that would hurt. xD
I was going to say stop dropping the soap. XD

[Box]

I would eat a shit ton of vegetables to induce diarrhea. That way defecating won't hurt as bad.

[Vitani]

I can sense a troll thread here.

You may think so, but it isn't....

[Brandon]

That sounds fucking horrible, did you cry?

[Gogeta]

Im shocked you would tell anyone instead of blatantly denying this evar happened.

[Feat]

Im shocked you would tell anyone instead of blatantly denying this evar happened.

If this happened to me, I'd be like:

"That never happened, I told you before, it was because of EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA!"