[Oni]

Decided I'd do something funny for my birthday (September 30th). I'll be celebrating living 2 decades. I'll be giving out my address, and you can send me stuff. To make it interesting, I'll award upgrades and prizes to the people that send me the funniest or craziest stuff. Cards and gifts are neat. Obviously I don't want you to send me anything illegal or dangerous (ie used condoms or anthrax), as that stuff will get you sent to jail, and it's unlikely it will ever get to me. Sex toys are fine, but they aren't original or funny. They will probably be used for pranks anyway.

1st Prize, Straight to Gold Upgrade: Not given.
2nd Prize, Double Upgrade: Not given.
3rd Prize, Single Upgrade or Shirt: Not given.
4th Prize, Mystery Prize: Not given.

More prizes will be added, the more people participate. Pictures will also be posted.

If you want to send me stuff, just post the message below:

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I'm interested in sending you something for your birthday. I won't send you anything illegal or dangerous. Please give me your address.

I like the occasional surprise, although I don't mind surprises being spoiled. If you want to tell me what you got, go for it. I might even give you a reward early.

Click here to see what I've gotten.

[Sirius]

Happy birthday, Oni! Have a great birthday! Let's see what people would send you, also make sure to take pictures of the items you recieve.

[Oni]

Happy birthday, Oni! Have a great birthday! Let's see what people would send you, also make sure to take pictures of the items you recieve.

I'm already wincing at the thought of finding dildos in the mail.

[Eclipse]

I'm interested in sending you something for your birthday. I won't send you anything illegal or dangerous. Please give me your address. I'm also a robot...

[Nil]

Unfortunately, I don't think your girlfriend would like me sending you a dozen strippers.

[Losi]

I'm interested in sending you something for your birthday. I won't send you anything illegal or dangerous. Please give me your address.

This is going to be fun.

[Shebang]

I'm interested in sending you something for your birthday. I won't send you anything illegal or dangerous. Please give me your address.

I can order the item in question today

[Techno]

Oh yes.
I'm interested in sending you something for your birthday. I won't send you anything illegal or dangerous. Please give me your address.
This is going to be good.

[lux]

I'm interested in sending you something for your birthday. I won't send you anything illegal or dangerous. Please give me your address.

Ey swur on mi mumz lyf ey will n0t swot u

[Eclipse]

I'm interested in sending you something for your birthday. I won't send you anything illegal or dangerous. Please give me your address.

Ey swur on mi mumz lyf ey will n0t swot u

GL swatting a PO Box.

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This is going to be good.

Say that in a back person's voice.

*This goun be goood*