[mothered]

Greetings everyone,

During my travels on the net yesterday, I stumbled across a few sites that allow you to create fake newspaper articles. They're good for a bit of fun during your spare time.

Here's one I quickly generated:

Spoiler:

In order of superiority:
https://www.fodey.com/generators/newspaper/snippet.asp
http://www.imagechef.com/t/n8rm/Newspaper-Headline
http://www.addletters.com/newspaper-gene...wjdsSARVPY

[FunkyG]

Looks like a lot of fun! Will be using this so thanks for sharing

[ZOM_BIES]

A 1337 hacker

Assuming 1337 isn't anything else but the year, he is indeed the oldest person on this forum

Spoiler:

I'm also assuming his gender here. The last time I did that on this forum, it didn't go so well.

[mothered]

A 1337 hacker

Assuming 1337 isn't anything else but the year

I take It your comment Is based on sarcasm, and you have In fact heard of the term "1337" In computational parlance.

[ZOM_BIES]

A 1337 hacker

Assuming 1337 isn't anything else but the year

I take It your comment Is based on sarcasm, and you have In fact heard of the term "1337" In computational parlance.

I thought I would just use this opportunity to create some humor, wasn't the sarcasm quite clear?

[mothered]

Assuming 1337 isn't anything else but the year

I take It your comment Is based on sarcasm, and you have In fact heard of the term "1337" In computational parlance.

I thought I would just use this opportunity to create some humor, wasn't the sarcasm quite clear?

It certainly was, but I have come across those who've never heard of the computing definition of 1337.

I'm open-minded when Interpreting comments In text form.

[Oni]

Spoiler:

Gave me a giggle.

[Pikami]

Spoiler:

Gave me a giggle.

I knew I shouldn't have trusted those catgirls with my 0days...
But they were to cute to resist :3

[mothered]

Spoiler:

Gave me a giggle.

That was the objective.