[Documental]

Alright, I just got my account activated and this is my first post out of sheer necessity. Please don't judge me or assume I am scamscum.

I'll keep it brief; I got arrested last week for dope sales. The District Attorney, by some miracle, has declined to prosecute. I am in the clear.

They impounded my car. I don't have liquidity to get it out. I have maybe $300 in cash. Fortunately I have somewheres around $4000 worth of BTC and I need it to convert to green paper YESTERDAY.

The PIGS took my ID and my financial institution's [wtf i can't say b.a.nk?] carrd and won't give either back. They even took my phone BUT I managed to re-create my crypto wallet. How do I convert the BTC without access to ID or financial institution carrd? This is supremely difficult. I wish I knew someone with a large amount of cash so I could just do an on-the-barrel transaction and be fucking done with it instead of risking using some service like CEX or Paxful and having to pay close to a grand in capital gains later or something equally clownshit.

Any and all advice is appreciated. Thank you all.

[Jared]

Thats a tough situation you're in. You could try using local bitcoins and post an ad? Not sure how much identity verification that requires