[Customer]

What I would call it:

GIANT BLACK WORMS IN THE SKY RUN AWAY FROM AND TOWARDS GIANT BLACK CIRCLE IN THE SKY
PILE OF SHIT REACHES TOWARD SKY WHILE SECONDARY PILE OF SHIT STRUGGLES TO KEEP UP
GIANT JESUS FISH JUMPS OUT OF BLACK SLUDGY WATER TO ESCAPE PILES OF SHIT

I can't draw on the computer or any tablets.
I like paper. It's normal.

You took the words right out of my mouth.