[Tunafishing]

Dinosaurs. Aggressive birds. Tall crocodiles. Whatever they are, dinosaurs are no longer alive and they all went extinct from pollution. Over the past billion years, a lot of shit has happened, (yet you still haven't gotten a girlfriend Confused ) such as creatures evolving from fish. What if, during the evolution of fish, they rapidly started to produce feces at an alarming rate? Well, then millions of years down the line those very feces would cause the clouds to harden. So hard to a point that they started to merge into each other, creating a massive solid rock. This rock would become so big, it would cause an impact on the Earth so massive, that it would extinct nearly all life forms on the planet. One day, the giant rock could no longer withstand the pressure and unfortunately crashed down to earth at 134 mph. Therefore, dinosaurs all died off from fish shit. Thank you for listening to my life-changing vent session.

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