[Dismas]

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A mother in South Carolina called the police after returning home to discover that her 15-year-old son had been watching pornography on the living room television.

Chavonda Gallman, 40, called 911 after returning to her home in Spartanburg on Tuesday afternoon.

According to a police report, Gallman, a real estate agent, had her two-year-old daughter and a client in tow.

Her son was in his room when they arrived, but upon entering the home, Gallman’s daughter ‘turned on the TV and there was porn on.’

Gallman told investigators that ‘they immediately turned off the TV’ and took the child out of the room, reports Smoking Gun reported.

Watching porn isn’t illegal, Gallman told officers that she called 911 because her son ‘has been having behaviors issues’ as well as problems with listening, talking back and stealing.

Gallman added that she wanted to file a report to document her ‘son’s behavior and due to her daughter being exposed to porn.’

And you thought your parents were embarrassing... In 3 years, the kid would be legally allowed to watch porn, and it's obvious that the police aren't going to do anything in this situation. What are your thoughts, guys?

Source: Daily Mail

[Nyx]

What is wrong with the kid? Who watches porn on a family TV and then leaves it on? The kid deserved to have the cops called on him for being a fucking retard.

[Dismas]

What is wrong with the kid? Who watches porn on a family TV and then leaves it on? The kid deserved to have the cops called on him for being a fucking retard.

You do have somewhat of a point...

[Fury]

LOL This... is great.

You have to be a bit more incognito if you're going to jerk off where your mom is going to plant her ass after work. LMFAO.

[Dismas]

LOL This... is great.

You have to be a bit more incognito if you're going to jerk off where your mom is going to plant her ass after work. LMFAO.

Unlike Chrome, televisions lack incognito mode.

[Fury]

Unlike Chrome, televisions lack incognito mode.

hahaha atleast turn it to fucking nickolodeon or something!

[MainCharacter]

Hide the true fear of the moment. By unplugging the TV!

[MiS]

No thoughts, only giggling now.

In seriousness, I understand it's a taboo subject for most people and it certainly would be shocking to see someone watching it in public, but calling the cops seems a bit rash for the situation... and on your own child, no less.

[Losi]

Is there a description of the porn he was watching? I have a feeling it was some whack ass BDSM MLP stuff. I mean, might as well. Why pussy out on vanilla stuff if you might get caught?

[chronical]

What is wrong with the kid? Who watches porn on a family TV and then leaves it on? The kid deserved to have the cops called on him for being a fucking retard.

I laughed hard as fuck ^


But honestly though, if you're going to watch porn on the living room TV at least make sure it's not fucking obvious you were doing it