[Coder-san]

What you have to do is add 5 words to the ongoing story, which should make sense at least as a phrase of its own.

Notes

1. Lets try not to spam this thread with omgodzwaitwatroflol and other synonyms.
   
2. Must continue from the latest post
   
3. Do NOT edit posts.
   
4. "A" will not be counted as a word of its own.
   
5. Try to take the story somewhere (preferably humour).
   
6. Do not add the whole story together very often, it ruins the randomness.
   

So shall we begin?

A very long time ago there

[Slarek]

There was a strange old man

[Solixious]

Eating chicken roast at the graveyard

[xevenofhearts]

and then a young thug

[Coder-san]

who recently robbed a bank

[unnamed]

who recently robbed a bank

to pay his man-boobs'

[Deque]

they fell into each other

[LoneDevil]

Accidentally making whoopie while naked. :epic:

[Nailo]

goaded by the yoked hatred

[chmod]

The old man sat up