[1llusion]

Hi,

so, basically, I have to lead our english class tomorrow and since everybody thinks of me as computer geek, I thought I could try to teach the L33T SP34K language and other internet kinds of english.

Well, I need help in examples,
so if you would be so kind and posted few sentences in some kind of internet english please

Please, no swear words, and if you think it is difficult to read, please post the sentence in normal english too

Example:

1'm g01ng f0r 4 tr1p. = I'm going for a trip.

or

Code:

Some1 haz stolen teh lamp

or any other kind

THANKS a bunch all I will ofc reward everybody who helps

PS: if you make mistakes, it doesn't matter

[V1P3R]

A -> /-\ , B -> |3 , C -> ( , D -> |) , E -> 3 , F no code for it , G -> 4 , H -> |-| , I -> 1 , J -> ._| , K -> |< , L -> |_, , M -> |\/| , N -> |\/ , O -> 0 or [()] , P -> |0 , Q none , R none , S -> $ , T -> ~|~ , U -> |_| , V -> \/ , W -> \/\/ , X -> x or ][ , Y none and Z none ...

Here is my job : |_, [()] |_,

I hope i helped if i get some more i will share with you

[1llusion]

wow thanks

heh and some idea for sentence? I'm making a competiton for the guyz

[V1P3R]

Hmmmmmm
"How to write something like this"
|-| [{}] \/\/. ~|~ [{}] \/\/ R 1 ~|~ 3. $ [{}] /\/\ 3 ~|~ |-| 1 /\/ G. |_.1|<3. ~|~ |-| 1 $

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Illusion is beast

1 |_. |_. |_| $ 1 [{}] /\/. 1$. |3 3 4 $ ~|~

that was easy... Do the lol thingy too
and if u need some more tell me ... It's 4AM and im writing from my ipod :/

[Coder-san]

You guys are joking right? oO

If no, then here is lolcat English:

• i can haz cheezburger?
  
• i speek een lolcat
  
• i nao speek een a finaar lolcatz
  
• a kweek braaoon fawx jampses owar teh laazee dawg. i dun leik dawgs bai teh way
  

Translation

• Can I has a cheeseburger?
  
• I am speaking in lolcats
  
• I am now speaking in a finer lolcats
  
• A quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. I don't like dogs by the way.
  

[link=http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=How_to_speak_lolcat]How to speak lolcat[/link]

[V1P3R]

1 , ( /-\ /\/ , |-| /-\ Z ,( |-| 3 3 Z |3 |_| R G 3 R


1 , |0 3 3 |< , 3 3 /\/ , |_. [()] |_, ( /-\ ~|~ Z



1 , /\/ /-\ [()] , $ |0 3 3 |< , 3 3 /\/ , /-\ , F 1 /\/ /-\ /-\ R , |_. [()] |_, ( /-\ ~|~ Z


1 , |< \/\/ 3 3 |< , |3 R /-\ /-\ [()] [()] /\/ , F /-\ \/\/ ][ , ._| /-\ /\/\ |0 $ , [()] \/\/ /-\ R , ~|~ 3 |-| , |_, /-\ /-\ Z 3 3 , |) /-\ \/\/ 4 . , 1 |) |_| /\/ ,

|_, 3 1 |< , |) /-\ \/\/ 4 $ , |3 /-\ 1 , ~|~ 3 |-| , \/\/ /-\ Y

[1llusion]

You guys are joking right? oO

If no, then here is lolcat English:

• i can haz cheezburger?
  
• i speek een lolcat
  
• i nao speek een a finaar lolcatz
  
• a kweek braaoon fawx jamps owar teh laazee dawg. i dun leik dawgs bai teh way
  

its not a joke that I will teach this thanks for the examples btw and... eh... can you send me the sentences in english? I have troubles with some of them (talking about 3rd and 4th)

Thanks a bunch!!!!!!

EDIT: Ok managed to do them, just making sure, the 3rd is: I now speek in finer lolcat?

[V1P3R]

You guys are joking right? oO

If no, then here is lolcat English:

• i can haz cheezburger?
  
• i speek een lolcat
  
• i nao speek een a finaar lolcatz
  
• a kweek braaoon fawx jamps owar teh laazee dawg. i dun leik dawgs bai teh way
  

its not a joke that I will teach this thanks for the examples btw and... eh... can you send me the sentences in english? I have troubles with some of them (talking about 3rd and 4th)

Thanks a bunch!!!!!!

EDIT: Ok managed to do them, just making sure, the 3rd is: I now speek in finer lolcat?

exactly

[Coder-san]

Translation + link to a Tutorial added.

[V1P3R]

• i speek een lolcat
  

Translation

• I am speaking in lolcats
  

Shouldn't it be

• I speak in lolcats ?