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So.. a friend of mine emailed these documents to me as a "MUST READ". What he considers important, is usually on a serious note so I thought it had something to do with his business (he runs a local record label), but I hadn't expected this..

A crazy woman who claims to be a hat, in which everyone hears her thoughts through telepathy, is suing Hugh Hefner, infamous play boy (literally, lol) & magazine founder for $3 billion! Why? Because she claims that he has been after her since she was a baby, & that when she was 5 years old Hefner hid under her bed & held her hand..

Now a lot of people are offended that she is written off as crazy when we "don't know her", but read her report & you'll understand its a very fitting description, lol.

Official documents can be found here!

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