[Aut•ono•mous]

So.. a friend of mine emailed these documents to me as a "MUST READ". What he considers important, is usually on a serious note so I thought it had something to do with his business (he runs a local record label), but I hadn't expected this..

A crazy woman who claims to be a hat, in which everyone hears her thoughts through telepathy, is suing Hugh Hefner, infamous play boy (literally, lol) & magazine founder for $3 billion! Why? Because she claims that he has been after her since she was a baby, & that when she was 5 years old Hefner hid under her bed & held her hand..

Now a lot of people are offended that she is written off as crazy when we "don't know her", but read her report & you'll understand its a very fitting description, lol.

Official documents can be found here!

Share your thoughts below!

[Coder-san]

Sounds like a really bad troll who isn't even trying to sound legit. :p
Or maybe some kind of a failed promotion technique for M. Night Shyamlan's next movie

[Aut•ono•mous]

Sounds like a really bad troll who isn't even trying to sound legit. :p
Or maybe some kind of a failed promotion technique for M. Night Shyamlan's next movie

From experience I can tell you ..there really are people like this woman out there, as surreal as it seems, lol. I'm in the process of being sued for 3 iPhones I "stole" (man with Alzheimers brought them in for repair)& also by the same guy for stalking because he thinks I stole his iPhones so that way I could always know where he was ..but if I have his phones, how would I track HIM? People are brilliant.:troll:

[chmod]

With the way the courts work in America she will most likely win the case too lol, it has to be the easiest country in the world to sue someone, hell if someone looks at you funny BAM lawsuit. I once heard of a case where someone collapsed and stopped breathing some passer by stopped and gave them CPR and saved his life but because he broke a couple of ribs doing so (which is often the case) they sued him.

[Nailo]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[Aut•ono•mous]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

You win response of the year.

[rojahrabbit]

people will do anything and say anything now days just to try to make a quick buck.