[Go Johnny Go!]

Today, I stole $120 from my friend. I went over to his house today, and he had 5 other buddies over to hang out and chill. When I was going to the bathroom, and everyone was upstairs, I went downstairs to where the other bathroom was (the upstairs one was occupied), and I took a piss. But after I took a piss, I went into my friend's room subconsciously. Then, I saw his little "safe" under the night stand. The key was in his top dresser drawer (it took me around 3 minutes of searching to finally find it, and it is funny how the key is right where his underwear and socks are stored), and I unlocked the safe.

There it was. Five twenty-dollar bills, and $20 worth of toonies and loonies. I put all of this money into my own wallet, and then headed back upstairs to hang out and relax. We were watching "We're The Millers." After everyone left, and after I left and drove to my apartment, I was one-hundred-and-twenty dollars richer.

Here I am now, back from his house. I got back around three-and-a-half hours ago, and obviously he is going to find out. I'm excited for what his reaction will be and what will occur tomorrow, and within the week.

So, that was my achievement for the day. I have a slightly higher net worth.

TL;DR

Spoiler:

I am $120 richer.

[Oni]

Scummy. Karma is a thing.