[Fallen]

The Torture of The Fly

Summer's nice besides the insects. Primarily flies.

Our neighbor has a dog and I presume they let the dog shit in their backyard which would explain the smell and flies. The one thing about flies is that they love to bathe in fecal matter and then fly up to humans and molest us.

I was loading in groceries today and one got in. It was literally 4 seconds with the door open. I knew that flies would try and fly in, but I didn't know that they could do it with such a small interval of time.

I go in the restroom and I'm about to wash my hands (yes, I still do it, no it's not overrated), and the fly zips in my bathroom.

I wait for it to tire out and rest its wing, but it doesn't. .___.

I guess I got lucky when I smacked my hands across the mirror because I had got the fly and it bounced off my mirror and into the sink.

I'm not sure if I took it too far after this because it wasn't dead.

Step 2.) I turn on the water to my sink and plug the drain. I drown it in hot water.

I go away and finish my meal to find that the fly still there. Barely alive. Crawling. Probably gasping for air.

Now, this might be a bit fucked up. I threw a tissue over it as it was struggling to get out of the sink, and suffocated it by adding water over the tissue.

I think it's called water torture and since the water and tissue was many times larger than the fly, it wasn't too long after it was inches before death.

Then I took the tissue off and it was literally like moving a leg every 10 seconds now.

Then...:evilgrin:

I unplug the drain and when the fly was caught halfway from being washed down it, I plugged the drain again and cut the fly in half.

So. That's my story.:wacko:

[Saikou]

Fallen just now:

[Fallen]

Fallen just now:

Accurate depiction.

[Feat]

This is more or less me in a nutshell. If I manage to get a roach to run into my sink I will torture it and kill it slowly.

[Fallen]

This is more or less me in a nutshell. If I manage to get a roach to run into my sink I will torture it and kill it slowly.

I don't get that excited.

[Feat]

I don't get that excited.

Oh....:devlish:

[Fallen]

One might say I was just irritated at the moment.

[Ice_HF]

Fallen has become FBIs most wanted

[Fallen]

I'll bet you I have.

[wander_n_wonder]

I hate flies, pests, and dirty pets. How I wish I never ever get a neighbor like yours who seems to be irresponsible enough not to clean up the dirt of his pets. I am very much obsessed with cleanliness and I believe that if you are clean, there will be no flies anywhere.