[The Real Slim Shady]

I was just going through some old files and found this. Thought it was cute lol. This was written circa 2003 by a member on another site i was an administrator on for a few years lol

I am not a criminal or a credit card scammer,
And I don't compromise security or make bombs or viruses,
And I don't know Captain Zap, Kevin Mitnick or Steve Wozniak from the Internet,
Although I am certain they are really, really nice.
I have a T1 line, not a 56k modem.
I speak code and data, not English.
And I pronounce it "computer" ... not "computor".
I can proudly sew the hackers.com logo on my T-shirt.
I believe in peacekeeping not policing;
Diversity not assimilation;
And that the Google is a truly proud and noble search engine!
A fluke is a fluke; a Hack is an art.
And it is pronounced "data" not "dat-ah", "DATA"!
The Internet is the largest place in the world,
The first nation of free speach,
And the best part of this whole, darned planet!

MY NAME IS ANGELISX AND I AM A HACKER!!!

Written by AngelisX, Christopher J.G. Leacock

This was obviously based on the "I am Canadian" speech that was common back then... in case you havent seen that either:

I am not a lumberjack or a fur trader,
And I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dogsled,
And I don't know Jimmy, Sally, or Susie from Canada,
Although I am certain they are really, really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it "about" ... not "a-boot".
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peacekeeping not policing;
Diversity not assimilation;
And that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal!
A tuque is hat; a chesterfield is a couch.
And it is pronounced ZED not ZEE, ZED!
Canada is the second largest landmass,
The first nation of hockey,
And the best part of North America!

MY NAME IS CHRIS AND I AM CANADIAN!!!

[The Real Slim Shady]

I was just going through some old files and found this. Thought it was cute lol. This was written circa 2003 by a member on another site i was an administrator on for a few years lol

I am not a criminal or a credit card scammer,
And I don't compromise security or make bombs or viruses,
And I don't know Captain Zap, Kevin Mitnick or Steve Wozniak from the Internet,
Although I am certain they are really, really nice.
I have a T1 line, not a 56k modem.
I speak code and data, not English.
And I pronounce it "computer" ... not "computor".
I can proudly sew the hackers.com logo on my T-shirt.
I believe in peacekeeping not policing;
Diversity not assimilation;
And that the Google is a truly proud and noble search engine!
A fluke is a fluke; a Hack is an art.
And it is pronounced "data" not "dat-ah", "DATA"!
The Internet is the largest place in the world,
The first nation of free speach,
And the best part of this whole, darned planet!

MY NAME IS ANGELISX AND I AM A HACKER!!!

Written by AngelisX, Christopher J.G. Leacock

This was obviously based on the "I am Canadian" speech that was common back then... in case you havent seen that either:

I am not a lumberjack or a fur trader,
And I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dogsled,
And I don't know Jimmy, Sally, or Susie from Canada,
Although I am certain they are really, really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it "about" ... not "a-boot".
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peacekeeping not policing;
Diversity not assimilation;
And that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal!
A tuque is hat; a chesterfield is a couch.
And it is pronounced ZED not ZEE, ZED!
Canada is the second largest landmass,
The first nation of hockey,
And the best part of North America!

MY NAME IS CHRIS AND I AM CANADIAN!!!

[The Real Slim Shady]

I was just going through some old files and found this. Thought it was cute lol. This was written circa 2003 by a member on another site i was an administrator on for a few years lol

I am not a criminal or a credit card scammer,
And I don't compromise security or make bombs or viruses,
And I don't know Captain Zap, Kevin Mitnick or Steve Wozniak from the Internet,
Although I am certain they are really, really nice.
I have a T1 line, not a 56k modem.
I speak code and data, not English.
And I pronounce it "computer" ... not "computor".
I can proudly sew the hackers.com logo on my T-shirt.
I believe in peacekeeping not policing;
Diversity not assimilation;
And that the Google is a truly proud and noble search engine!
A fluke is a fluke; a Hack is an art.
And it is pronounced "data" not "dat-ah", "DATA"!
The Internet is the largest place in the world,
The first nation of free speach,
And the best part of this whole, darned planet!

MY NAME IS ANGELISX AND I AM A HACKER!!!

Written by AngelisX, Christopher J.G. Leacock

This was obviously based on the "I am Canadian" speech that was common back then... in case you havent seen that either:

I am not a lumberjack or a fur trader,
And I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dogsled,
And I don't know Jimmy, Sally, or Susie from Canada,
Although I am certain they are really, really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it "about" ... not "a-boot".
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peacekeeping not policing;
Diversity not assimilation;
And that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal!
A tuque is hat; a chesterfield is a couch.
And it is pronounced ZED not ZEE, ZED!
Canada is the second largest landmass,
The first nation of hockey,
And the best part of North America!

MY NAME IS CHRIS AND I AM CANADIAN!!!

[The Real Slim Shady]

I was just going through some old files and found this. Thought it was cute lol. This was written circa 2003 by a member on another site i was an administrator on for a few years lol

I am not a criminal or a credit card scammer,
And I don't compromise security or make bombs or viruses,
And I don't know Captain Zap, Kevin Mitnick or Steve Wozniak from the Internet,
Although I am certain they are really, really nice.
I have a T1 line, not a 56k modem.
I speak code and data, not English.
And I pronounce it "computer" ... not "computor".
I can proudly sew the hackers.com logo on my T-shirt.
I believe in peacekeeping not policing;
Diversity not assimilation;
And that the Google is a truly proud and noble search engine!
A fluke is a fluke; a Hack is an art.
And it is pronounced "data" not "dat-ah", "DATA"!
The Internet is the largest place in the world,
The first nation of free speach,
And the best part of this whole, darned planet!

MY NAME IS ANGELISX AND I AM A HACKER!!!

Written by AngelisX, Christopher J.G. Leacock

This was obviously based on the "I am Canadian" speech that was common back then... in case you havent seen that either:

I am not a lumberjack or a fur trader,
And I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dogsled,
And I don't know Jimmy, Sally, or Susie from Canada,
Although I am certain they are really, really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it "about" ... not "a-boot".
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peacekeeping not policing;
Diversity not assimilation;
And that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal!
A tuque is hat; a chesterfield is a couch.
And it is pronounced ZED not ZEE, ZED!
Canada is the second largest landmass,
The first nation of hockey,
And the best part of North America!

MY NAME IS CHRIS AND I AM CANADIAN!!!

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Give us more stuff like this one.
Seriously.

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Give us more stuff like this one.
Seriously.

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Give us more stuff like this one.
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[The Real Slim Shady]

Give us more stuff like this one.
Seriously.

Dont have anything more easily accessible. might on other hard drives but i cant be assed to look lol

[The Real Slim Shady]

Give us more stuff like this one.
Seriously.

Dont have anything more easily accessible. might on other hard drives but i cant be assed to look lol