[The Real Slim Shady]

@3r3bu$ and I were having a chat on irc. Its somewhat amusing if you take the time to read it. No pressure. Back in the day it was quite common to post irc logs but i never see em here lol.

Some content has been sliced to make it a bit shorter. Im talking about you @shp0ngl3

Spoiler:

[20:38:59] <_3r3bus_> I'm in Anonymous.
[20:39:22] <Gx00> Im in Anonymoose
[20:39:32] <Gx00> dude i so wanna create a group called Anonymoose
[20:40:11] <Gx00> Itll be a group of Canadian hackers
[20:40:12] <Gx00> lol
[20:40:25] <_3r3bus_> Gx00...
[20:40:30] <_3r3bus_> I've no idea who the FUCK you are.
[20:40:31] <_3r3bus_> So hello mate.
[20:40:38] <Gx00> ello
[20:40:49] <_3r3bus_> Also, are you Canadian?
[20:40:50] <Gx00> im a mystery wrapped in an enigma
[20:41:00] <Gx00> indeed i am Canadian
[20:41:33] <_3r3bus_> I'm afraid it's all down-hill from here Gx00.
[20:41:40] <Gx00> whys that?
[20:42:06] <_3r3bus_> No reason really, I just find it quite fun to rip on Canadians.
[20:42:15] <_3r3bus_> I've really no idea why.
[20:42:21] <Gx00> could be worse. i could be american
[20:42:31] <_3r3bus_> Point.
[20:42:41] <Gx00> lol
[20:42:46] <RogueCoder> lol
[20:42:48] <_3r3bus_> I've got a question btw, why do most countries hate Canada?
[20:42:56] <_3r3bus_> I've not quite worked this out.
[20:43:09] <Gx00> i dont know any countries that hate Canada?
[20:43:16] <Gx00> aside from America
[20:43:23] <Slarek> Lol
[20:43:25] <Gx00> they're still pissed we kicked their ass
[20:43:27] <_3r3bus_> 'Merica.
[20:43:32] <_3r3bus_>
[20:43:42] <Slarek> Everyone in Tickld thinks Canada is cool
[20:43:45] <_3r3bus_> Quite a lot of people here seem to rip on Canadians.
[20:43:51] <Gx00> Canada is cool
[20:43:55] <_3r3bus_> I think it's just because it's funny.
[20:44:04] <Gx00> everywhere i go people tell me they wanna go to canada lol
[20:44:11] <_3r3bus_> You've got some great sterotypes I guess is why.
[20:44:26] <_3r3bus_> Canada is a nice country.
[20:44:32] <Gx00> people find it hilarious when i say eh
[20:44:40] <_3r3bus_> Great landscapes.
[20:45:06] <Gx00> indeed
[20:45:23] <Gx00> you could visit just about every climate in the world just chilling around Canada lol
[20:46:20] <_3r3bus_> Go play some hockey you beaver fucking hocke retarded inbreed cabin-going back-woods freak.
[20:46:28] <_3r3bus_> hockey*
[20:46:39] <_3r3bus_> That pretty sums up most things.
[20:46:40] <Gx00> lol
[20:46:47] <Gx00> i cant play hockey
[20:46:48] <_3r3bus_> I'm glad we've established what needed to be said.
[20:46:49] <RogueCoder> Riddle: What's the #1 sex position in Canada?
[20:46:51] <_3r3bus_> And that we can now move on.
[20:47:00] <Gx00> Ooo
[20:47:01] <_3r3bus_> You're Canadian.
[20:47:25] <Gx00> No im not
[20:47:28] <_3r3bus_> There is two things you're good at, playing hockey and... (I've not really taked to you much, so I'm not sure how you take jokes so I'll leave the next one
[20:47:49] <_3r3bus_> Fuck.
[20:48:02] <_3r3bus_> You just want to watch the world burn.
[20:48:02] <Gx00> yes, hockey and fucking
[20:48:09] <Gx00> thats what canadians are good at
[20:48:28] <Gx00> i would love to watch the world burn!
[20:48:33] <_3r3bus_> I was going to say sucking your Dads dick, but I was trying to be nice to my new friend.
[20:48:40] <_3r3bus_> I said that because.
[20:48:48] <_3r3bus_> You said you were Canadian.
[20:48:52] <_3r3bus_> Then you said you wern't.
[20:49:04] <Gx00> Naw
[20:49:08] <Gx00> im pure Canadian
[20:49:09] <_3r3bus_> You're sick.
[20:49:16] <_3r3bus_> Oh gosh.
[20:49:25] <_3r3bus_> Lets get him boys.
[20:49:30] <_3r3bus_>
[20:49:35] <Gx00> you boys couldnt take me
[20:49:44] <Gx00> Ever seen a russian fight?
[20:49:53] <_3r3bus_> You're too busy with your dick in a moose.
[20:49:57] <_3r3bus_> Sorry, sorry.
[20:50:05] <_3r3bus_> I just can't fucking help myself.
[20:50:06] <Gx00> we're hardcore
[20:50:08] <RogueCoder> almost falling aswleep here
[20:50:10] <_3r3bus_> Lets move away from Canada.
[20:50:54] <_3r3bus_> Gx00: I was joking about that shit mate, no hard feelings.
[20:50:58] <_3r3bus_> <3
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[20:54:07] <_3r3bus_> I fucking Kangaroos all day.
[20:54:39] <_3r3bus_> I quite enjoy it when they kick me with the force of a thousand suns right in the balls.
[20:55:12] <_3r3bus_> You'll have to come fuck my Kangaroo, she's pretty beat.
[20:55:13] <Gx00> Ooo your from Perth
[20:55:23] <_3r3bus_> Ya cunt.
[20:56:17] <Gx00> explains the kangaroo fucking anyways
[20:56:34] <Gx00> I live on the east coast lol
[20:56:51] <_3r3bus_> Wat.
[20:56:55] <Gx00> Australia
[20:57:02] <Gx00> i live on the east coast
[20:57:17] <_3r3bus_> Aren't you Canadian?
[20:57:24] <Gx00> what gave you that idea?
[20:57:39] <_3r3bus_> You're one confusing motherfucker.
[20:57:45] <Gx00> ive got a VPN in Canada. And Romania
[20:57:47] <Gx00> and the US
[20:57:53] <_3r3bus_> Hahahaha!
[20:57:56] <Gx00> where would you like me to be from today?
[20:58:08] <_3r3bus_> Canada plox.
[20:58:15] --> Gx00- (~gx@162.219.5.96) has joined #intosec
[20:58:22] <Gx00-> here this one is Canadian
[20:58:24] <_3r3bus_> HAHAHAHHA!
[20:58:33] <Gx00-> you can whois it
[20:58:51] <_3r3bus_> Ha!
[20:59:41] <Gx00> you seem quite amused
[20:59:54] <_3r3bus_> That I am.
[21:00:10] <Gx00> figured out who i am yet? lol
[21:00:37] -*- RogueCoder knows!
[21:00:42] <_3r3bus_> I don't really care to be perfectly honest, I just found the whole confusion thing quite funny.
[21:00:54] <Gx00> lol.
[21:01:06] <Gx00> confused the fuck out of Linuxephus thats for sure
[21:01:15] <Gx00> he accused me of being dishonest
[21:01:22] <RogueCoder> lol I remember
[21:01:47] <RogueCoder> did you change your voice or anything?
[21:01:52] <_3r3bus_> Jokes aside, if you're actually Canadian that's cool. I'd love to go to like the Canadian countyside or whatever you call it.
[21:01:55] <Gx00> my voice? lol
[21:02:01] <_3r3bus_> Looks fucking beautiful.
[21:02:14] <Gx00> I live in Australia
[21:02:47] <_3r3bus_> I'm not quite sure of that.
[21:02:50] <Gx00> lol
[21:03:06] <Gx00> what would prove it?
[21:03:09] <_3r3bus_> I don't really give all that much of a fuck.
[21:03:17] <Gx00> lol alright
[21:03:21] <_3r3bus_> Good question.
[21:03:49] <_3r3bus_> I expect a reply within 3-7 seconds .
[21:03:53] <Gx00> alright lol
[21:04:00] <_3r3bus_> Or I'll assume.
[21:04:03] <_3r3bus_> You're googling.
[21:04:12] <Gx00> lol
[21:04:45] <_3r3bus_> What major relatively catastrophic event happened in Australia recently, and ongoing.
[21:04:50] <Gx00> fires in nsw
[21:04:55] <Gx00> blue mountains
[21:05:20] <Gx00> there was also major flooding here last season
[21:05:21] <Slarek> Lol
[21:05:22] <_3r3bus_> What Australian icon (which is fucking shit by the way) was only JUST saved by the fires.
[21:05:28] <Gx00> no idea
[21:05:37] <_3r3bus_> Yeah, that's fair enough.
[21:05:39] <Gx00> i remember the premier was going down there to help
[21:05:46] <Gx00> or something
[21:05:49] <_3r3bus_> I didn't expect you to know that tbh.
[21:05:52] <_3r3bus_> The big Prawn.
[21:05:53] <Gx00> that cunt tony abbot
[21:06:01] <_3r3bus_> I was hoping they'd burn it down
[21:06:36] <Gx00> lol
[21:06:39] <Gx00> i dont know what it is
[21:06:48] <Gx00> ive driven through the blue mountains though
[21:06:50] <_3r3bus_> What animal is on the 1 dollar coin?
[21:06:50] <Gx00> some nice spots
[21:06:51] <_3r3bus_> 5
[21:06:53] <_3r3bus_> 4
[21:06:55] <_3r3bus_> 3
[21:06:56] <Gx00> kangaroo/?
[21:06:58] <_3r3bus_> 2
[21:06:59] <Gx00> fuck i dunno haha
[21:07:09] <_3r3bus_> You got it.
[21:07:19] <_3r3bus_> You seem pretty Australian to me.
[21:07:24] <Gx00> im not Australian
[21:07:31] <_3r3bus_> FUCK.
[21:07:35] <_3r3bus_> YOU'RE FUCKING SICK.
[21:07:37] <Gx00> I do live here though
[21:07:38] <RogueCoder> hahahaha
[21:07:44] <_3r3bus_> YOU ARE ONE SICK MOTHERFUCKER.
[21:07:48] <_3r3bus_> I'm leaving.
[21:07:52] <_3r3bus_> Fuck you.
[21:07:54] <_3r3bus_> Rage quit.
[21:07:57] <_3r3bus_>

[RogueCoder]

Hahaha it was hillarious following this conversation

[Nailo]

Ha its funny because my soul is dead.

[ph4ntom nuk3r]

Damn they just gave where his coming from. .

Better to lock this thread. . Or Remove it. .
Just remember on Ops NSA. .

[unnamed]

Damn they just gave where his coming from. .

Better to lock this thread. . Or Remove it. .
Just remember on Ops NSA. .

Yea I agree, @Geoff is in danger.

[ph4ntom nuk3r]

Anonymous never give a details. .
Stay to be like a ghost. .
NSA now looking for us. .
what i can say is. . Be safe. . Be aware. .
They have sent so many elite hacker around the world to get some data . .

[The Real Slim Shady]

naw man im solid. lol

[chmod]

One does not fear anonymous when they are part of the mighty anonymoose......eh

[ph4ntom nuk3r]

lol. . gr8 hacker will be the best. .
they're trying to mess with the best. .

[The Real Slim Shady]

One does not fear anonymous when they are part of the mighty anonymoose......eh

indeed! and the moose is a proud and majestic beast! kills more people per year in north America than any other animal. Beware