[Grumpy]

I've drunk way too much tonight and I've got to leave for work in 4 hours. I don't want to divulge what I do for work here on a public forum as it's something which is quite sensitive, but, put it this way, if I go into work and look even the slightest drunk I will be severely fucked.

How can I sober up quickly aside from coffee.

[Adorapuff]

He's been negging everyone for no reason and this is his excuse...

[Cyanide and Cynicism]

You got yourself into it, if you didn't want to appear drunk then you shouldn't have drank in the first place.

[Grumpy]

I neg who I want, I neg who I want, I am Grumpy, and I neg who I want

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You got yourself into it, if you didn't want to appear drunk then you shouldn't have drank in the first place.

You're not wrong, but I didn't say it wasn't my fault, I asked for some advice yoyo.

[ねこまっしぐら]

He's been negging everyone for no reason and this is his excuse...

That's true. Got my self esteem raised then that immature jerk just threw it on the ground.

[Boudica]

Water. It might make you puke, but in all honesty that'll make you sober up like hell.

[Grumpy]

That's true. Got my self esteem raised then that immature jerk just threw it on the ground.

I said screw the talkin' and votin', I just wanna see people fight and have sex so lets say hey

[Lain]

Why not coffee? If you make it black with four tablespoons of salt, it sobers you up pretty quick.

[Grumpy]

Why not coffee? If you make it black with four tablespoons of salt, it sobers you up pretty quick.

Coffee is rank yo

[Lain]

Coffee is rank yo

I'd rather coffee than to go to work drunk.