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Happy Halloween #1
Just wanted to say Happy Halloween to everyone. I hope you all have a fun day today Smile
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RE: Happy Halloween #2
How can I possibly have a 'fun' day with all the fucking kids kjnocking on my fucking door and not leaving me alone. And then ofcourse because their parents are fucking retards that deserve yto die they all have eggs or toilet paper and make a huge mess just because I didn't want to go buy a shit-ton of candy and leave my computer every 2 minutes to talk to some retarded little kids in costumes.

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RE: Happy Halloween #3
(10-31-2013, 04:36 PM)BlueScreen Wrote: How can I possibly have a 'fun' day with all the fucking kids kjnocking on my fucking door and not leaving me alone. And then ofcourse because their parents are fucking retards that deserve yto die they all have eggs or toilet paper and make a huge mess just because I didn't want to go buy a shit-ton of candy and leave my computer every 2 minutes to talk to some retarded little kids in costumes.

Hide behind your window with bricks, and as soon as they throw and egg at your house, just throw a brick at their fucking face.

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RE: Happy Halloween #4
(10-31-2013, 04:38 PM)Lupus Wrote: Hide behind your window with bricks, and as soon as they throw and egg at your house, just throw a brick at their fucking face.

Indeed this is the way to go.

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RE: Happy Halloween #5
(10-31-2013, 04:38 PM)Lupus Wrote: Hide behind your window with bricks, and as soon as they throw and egg at your house, just throw a brick at their fucking face.

Im debating wether or not to get a security camera glued to the wall and then report it to the police so they can deal with it.

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RE: Happy Halloween #6
(10-31-2013, 04:42 PM)BlueScreen Wrote: Im debating wether or not to get a security camera glued to the wall and then report it to the police so they can deal with it.

And the police will do something? Not in England anyway... Just screw them over beforehand, maybe run a hose to your window and whenever you hear the doorbell ring turn the hose on?

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RE: Happy Halloween #7
(10-31-2013, 04:36 PM)BlueScreen Wrote: How can I possibly have a 'fun' day with all the fucking kids kjnocking on my fucking door and not leaving me alone. And then ofcourse because their parents are fucking retards that deserve yto die they all have eggs or toilet paper and make a huge mess just because I didn't want to go buy a shit-ton of candy and leave my computer every 2 minutes to talk to some retarded little kids in costumes.

I'd assume you'd be the most enthusiastic about Halloween. This is quite hilarious. I don't blame them, though. I'd throw eggs at your house too.
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RE: Happy Halloween #8
I hope everyone had a happy Halloween, I shared some of my previous stories with some buddies, we got some cheap laughs..
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RE: Happy Halloween #9
This is honestly a HQ post.

Thanks for spreading the joy of Halloween which was 2 days ago.
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