[Ion]

Me and my friend have made 2 KKK cone-shaped hats out of recycled cardboard and white paint. We will be wearing these hats, along with white blankets, trick-or-treating. We're doing this to see reactions, and if I'm not online tomorrow, it means I knocked on a black person's house. What are you guys being for Halloween?

[Oni]

I'm going hog hunting. Hopefully I'll get a couple.

[roger_smith]

I went to the home improvement store and pretended to be a contractor. I bought a door for my house

[Pirate]

Me and my friends put essentially no efforts into our costumes. We just grabbed some half assed clothes and said we were hipsters

[Oni]

Me and my friends put essentially no efforts into our costumes. We just grabbed some half assed clothes and said we were hipsters

I feel bad for the pissants that had to give you candy.

[Blunt]

I was a fleshlight for halloween

[Oni]

I was a fleshlight for halloween

...pictures?

[Jiggly]

I went as a vampire. Face paint, cape, everything. I looked like a freak. And no, you cannot see.