[DaPaus]

I don't know if any of you have seen the movie hackers! But it's definatly worth watching. I, myself have seen this movie more then 10 times but anyway. If you have seen the movie you probably know that they are trying to hack the gibson. When I was surfing on the net I found some definitions on urban dictionary and they actually made me laugh. So here they are!


1. Hack the Gibson
Hack the Gibson, is a phrase which originated from the movie Hackers, and is generaly used either with some degree of compliment to another person, or as a sarcastic term directed at those who request the steriotypical 'How to Hack' posts, usually an unskilled, unwilling to learn 'script kiddie'.

Positive: Man, that server was so locked down that it was like trying to Hack the Gibson.

Negative:
Script Kiddie: I wan7 70 b3 a 1337 h4x0r!11!! S0M3ONE T34CH ME TO HAX0R PLS!!111!!!
Real Hacker: Start by trying to Hack the Gibson.
hacker cracker script kiddie computer hackers

2. Hack the Gibson
The process of using a home computer (PC) and internet connection to infiltrate and copy the information (mainly garbage files) found in a supercomputer (or a Gibson) to a floppy diskette.
"If you want a seriously righteous hack, you should score one of those Gibsons..."

or

Despite his expert hacking finesse, Ryan's attempts to hack the Gibson were thwarted as his connection was traced and the FBI charged into his home and arrested him. Garbage files were safely copied.

3. Hack the Gibson
A term used by married computer geeks to describe masturbation.
Originally taken from the film 'Hackers' in which a supposed hacker obtains vital information while hacking the garbage file on a 'Gibson' supercomputer.
Extrapolated from its original meaning, due to the fact that most married computer geeks hide their porn stash in seemingly innocuous locations on their hard drives -such as fake, or garbage files- to prevent detection from their less computer literate spouses.
Geek1: "Dude, want to come over and watch the new episodes of Doctor Who?"

Geek2: "Nah, man -the wife's out of town for the weekend... I'm going to stay home and 'Hack the Gibson'...."
hack the garbage file masturbate masturbation hack the gibsen wife's gone for the weekend whole country to ourselves

4. hack the gibson
to use xtreme 1337 tactics to exploit the system by any means necessary to fight the man and achieve ownage the primary goal or gibson.

originated from the 1995 movie HaCKeRz starring Angelina Jolie and Matthew Lilard and some other guy who basically never made anymore movies.
Yo we infiltrated security headquarters at the king of prussia mall and totally hacked the gibson. its like you know the gibson was the guards' headquarters and we like, surpassed that' we...hacked it we foughht the man and hacked the gibson. yEAH YEAH!!!!

5. Hack the Gibson
In Dystopia, A HL2 mod, hacking the Gibson means hacking the most imortant hacking terminal.
The red team said "hack the gibson" so they did, the core shields went down and the blue team lost.

6. Hack the Gibson
To Fuck a Dog in the anus
Eg. Me fucking your doberman would be to Hack the Gibson.

(Source:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...the+Gibson)

So you are laughing with those definitions and then you notice this:

Spoiler:

[Aut•ono•mous]

Hackers was an AMAZING movie! Lmao, I never knew people to use that expression though? I'm gonna start using it.

I laughed my ass off to the last definition, then saw the add video button. xD Makes me sing I wanna fuck a dog in the ass by blink 182 in my head.

[Aut•ono•mous]

Hackers was an AMAZING movie! Lmao, I never knew people to use that expression though? I'm gonna start using it.

I laughed my ass off to the last definition, then saw the add video button. xD Makes me sing I wanna fuck a dog in the ass by blink 182 in my head.

[zomgwtfbbq]

TBH I thought it was a crap movie, childish as well.

[zomgwtfbbq]

TBH I thought it was a crap movie, childish as well.