[Satan]

Lmao. One time my friends and I were smoking at a park and suddenly one turns around and its staring at some swings and just goes "Am I trippin or are they're people on those swings?" and I look over and sure as shit theres like three figures on the swings (its foggy and dark) So I go "what the fuck. who the fuck is th-" my friend interrupts me to inform everyone "holy shit they're coming towards us..." At this point I flip the fuck out "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU" and I start running for the car with the goonies yelling "GET TO THE FUCKING CAR" So we all fly into the car and uturn passing by them again where I scream out the window "SEE YA LATER NIGGGGERRRSAA" then I realized we left one of the guys behind. "WE GOTTA GO BACK. NO GOONIES LEFT BEHIND" So we go back and long story short, it was like the brother of the hottest girl in my school and his friend and they just wanted to smoke. xD

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HALF A GRAM FOR $50? JESUS I can get a full gram for twenty, 3.5 grams for 50

Half an ounce. I herpaderped and though grams were the larger one.

He grows 10 large plants at a time so its not a huge loss to him to give me cheaper prices. plus I used to bring him customers.