[Ice]

So when i was around 6-7 years old i was at my aunts house and she lives in the woods and has aniamls like Goats, Chickens, and such... and So me and my cousin were in the goat pen and basically there was this black goat with 2 large horns named Lucky... She was mean as fuck... So we were in the pen putting water and such in for them and she decided to chase us around so i run to the back of the pen where there are 2 goat houses... one was just a square and the other was kind of like a mini house so my dumbass self jump on the mini house looking one and the goat decided to jump up with me to chase me so i slid down on the side and right on the edge of the roof there were rusty metal pieces sticking out and i ended up cutting myself straight across my stomach. I Ran to my mom crying saying my stomach was coming out and my mom panicked so my aunt got a weird vest looking thing that she put over me and basically because it wasnt that deep she just let me lay down and let it do whatever... so now i have a huge scar across my stomach from a goat.

Yea long story and i have no idea if i worded it correct or not but im now terrified of goats... I Really dont know if this was funny or not? But its a funny story from when i was younger haha. Im currently 16 now so yea.

Share a story that you think is funny from your childhood or current age.

[XltSystem]

https://www.goat-trauma.org
Once when i was really young, i won this race in school. I was really young and stupid back then, so i thought i was like usain bolt or something. So here i was, at the road and there was a car coming. i must have been thinking "i don't care, i'm fast af" and decided to just sprint past as the car was close. Luckily only the back heel bit of my show got hit but man, that was kinda scary.

On another note - goats are scarf af.

[Ice]

https://www.goat-trauma.org
Once when i was really young, i won this race in school. I was really young and stupid back then, so i thought i was like usain bolt or something. So here i was, at the road and there was a car coming. i must have been thinking "i don't care, i'm fast af" and decided to just sprint past as the car was close. Luckily only the back heel bit of my show got hit but man, that was kinda scary.

On another note - goats are scarf af.

Goats are absolute trolls man i swear... and You're luck your ass didnt get ran over lmao. Usain Bolt Jr. over here haha

[Mafia]

I remember when I was little me and a few friends were at the park (15 years old) and we were bored, there was a pond with a tree trunk you can sit on. We decided to try to push it in the lake, and as we did that a police car pulled into the park and came over to us. We all started freaking the fuck out and though we'd get arrested but they basically just gave us a warning.
Pretty stupid at the time to think we'd get arrested.

[Ice]

I remember when I was little me and a few friends were at the park (15 years old) and we were bored, there was a pond with a tree trunk you can sit on. We decided to try to push it in the lake, and as we did that a police car pulled into the park and came over to us. We all started freaking the fuck out and though we'd get arrested but they basically just gave us a warning.
Pretty stupid at the time to think we'd get arrested.

Last time i actually went to a park i climbed on top of the play set things and i fell on my head and i though i broke my neck... but getting arrested for pushing a tree trunk into a pond haha that would of been honestly stupid.