[Mom]

Oh for fucks sake.

Pray tell, which part of the US constitution is violated?

The one that doesn't exist.
I stopped after "Hard-working Americans".

Two things:
1/ This isn't really that much of a scandal or anything outrageous rather than what I can only assume as xenophobic patriotic hype.

2/You can bet your ass that the Chinese work harder than Americans. Hue.

On a sidenote: "Finally showing"?
Jesus, are you late to the party. I mean you took the wrong street but at least you're here I guess.
And late.