[Mom]

Tell her we need to talk, now.

Honestly, I came expecting something else.
But still... I like where this is going.

[Tear]

I don't have a favorite quote, I don't talk to anyone.

[Sir]

Honestly, I came expecting something else.
But still... I like where this is going.

Gave that bitch a piece of my mind, it's only an extra 0.25$ a blowie, still though that adds up yknow. Plus it's the principle of it.

[Blue]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DbEA8VPgPC

Bluescreen sounds like he is constipated and fat. It turns me on. Omg. So creepy. mmm.

[Tear]

Favorite quote:
http://prntscr.com/21btq3

[cr33pyguy]

From Sinister.ly and the SL Skype chat?

That explains it... I used to be in the Skype chat but got bored of the >1000 notifications per day :0

[Customer]

"A very nice guy!" -Kirito
"I want to touch you" -Kirito
"Mother fucker abortion clinic" -Charon
"Customer, you're Custy from now on. That's your new nickname" -Kirito
"My Loli Waifu ♥ ~" -Care
"Waifus4laifus" -Care
"Clearly Customer is -my- Waifu." -Lord English
"Customer Care Conspiracy. CCC." -Jiggly
"PENISBAKERY" -Starfall
"Cowboy Bebop reference in intro. Welcome to my good side." -Der Anarchist
"still here you bitchtit. lel" -Snow
"I like to lay down on my back and Jack off in my mouth" -Ryan

Will update when new ones are remembered.

[Mom]

"Clearly Customer is -my- Waifu." -Lord English

This and everything Customer has ever said to me because I love him that much.

[Sir]

And I found mine....

You have to settle for your tiny little "ah" dribble of cum, when I am fucking spunking buckets in ecstasy like a real pedophile.

I lol'd so fucking hard.

[Eclipse]

"I'm already married"

"My condolences"

I don't remember who said that but it cracked me up.