[Alex]

Sniff..Snifff, smells like bullshit, yep defiantly bullshitt.

[Uzinero]

Look at that booty, show me the booty
Give me the booty, I want the the booty
Back up the booty, I need the booty
I like the booty, oh what a booty

Shaking that booty, I saw the booty
I want the booty, lord what a booty
Bring on the booty, give up the booty
Loving the booty, round booty

Down for the booty, I want the booty
Hunting the booty, chasing the booty
Casing the booty, getting the booty,
Beautiful booty, smoking booty
Talk to the booty, more booty
Fine booty

All about the booty, big old booty
Serious booty, amazing booty
I'll take the booty, where is the booty
Stare at the booty, walking the booty
Touching the booty, whos got the booty
Grabbing the booty, rubbing the booty
Loving the booty, hugging the booty
Kissing the booty, holding the booty
Watching the booty
Kicking the booty

Sleeping booty, screaming booty
Harder booty, softer booty
Sweeter booty, sour booty
New booty, used booty
Who's booty, sister's booty
Your mama's booty
Cookin booty, mean booty
Good luck with the booty

Foreign booty, home booty
Road booty, found booty
Covered booty, bare booty
Sweaty booty, powder that booty
Bad booty, sadder booty
Wide booty, wider booty
Double wide booty

Live for the booty, I like the booty
Suing the booty, scared of the booty
Expensive booty, cheap booty
Discount booty, rented booty
Leased booty, selling the booty
Working booty, easy booty
Sleazy booty, greasy booty
Need a lot more booty

Wet booty, dry booty
I hope that one's my booty
Pretty booty, Pity booty
Little bitty booty

Beautiful booty, caressing the booty
Dissing the booty, missing the booty
Messing with the booty
Oh what a wonderful booty

Powerful booty, finding the booty
Give me the booty, wake up booty
Breakfast booty, lunch booty
Supper booty, dinner booty
Expensive booty, cheap booty
Buffet booty, hot booty
Cold booty, takeout booty
Delivery booty
All booty

Booty booty booty booty booty
Booty booty booty booty booty
Booty booty booty booty booty
Booty booty booty booty booty!

[KoreanAngel_SH]

angel?? I want them to surprise me Lol

[Cressi]

I can't read this, the English is broken.

I love you so much right now <3

This one time a guy named fbi came to my house and deep throated my penis.

Hate it when that happens...

<snip>

Oh my God; it all rhymes o.O

OT; swatting is truly pretty common, but I am forced to agree with the skeptical people, as it, honestly, sounds like you're pulling a leg or two ^^

[Reiko]

I'm giving a fuck I'm giving a fuck I'm giving a fuck I'm giving a fuck I'm giving a fuck I'm giving a fuck I'm giving a fuck I'm giving a fuck I'm giving a fuck v I'm giving a fuck I'm giving a fuck I'm giving a fuck I'm giving a fuck I'm giving a big ol' FUCK!

[Cressi]

I'm giving a fuck I'm giving a fuck I'm giving a fuck I'm giving a fuck I'm giving a fuck I'm giving a fuck I'm giving a fuck I'm giving a fuck I'm giving a fuck v I'm giving a fuck I'm giving a fuck I'm giving a fuck I'm giving a fuck I'm giving a big ol' FUCK!

Way for staff to look mature and all...

I see your point, though; but you could've presented it a bit...better

[Losi]

*edgy snip*

loving that booty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Blunt]

I vouch for this kids story, I was one of the federalies at this mans door!
Mom's got some big ol titiies I offered her a plea deal, plead guilty to one count of sucking my dick and ill let your son walk.

[Uzinero]

I vouch for this kids story, I was one of the federalies at this mans door!
Mom's got some big ol titiies I offered her a plea deal, plead guilty to one count of sucking my dick and ill let your son walk.

Can vouch, am OP's mum.

[roger_smith]

vouch that @Blunt never ever ever lies or says anything outrageous, so it must be true <3