Duck-Billed Platitudes 11-03-2013, 03:08 AM
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I was reading the book “The Devil’s Notebook” and I came across the chapter named “Duck-Billed Platitudes and I found it interesting. They picked a few popular quotes and dissect them. Let’s start:
The rich get richer and the poor get poorer.
--- The rich do get richer, but the poor, having little or nothing to lose, can only get richer. If diligence will not do it, then charity will
All the world loves a lover.
---Bosses hate lovers because they can't keep their minds on their work. The loveless hate lovers because they are envious. Even lovers have little patience with other lovers. They consider another's choice of love object inferior to their own.
The best things in life are free.
---They may be free for you, but somebody else is paying for them.
Honesty is the best policy.
---Should read, "Credibility is the best policy."
Beauty is only skin deep.
---A balm for the ugly, who cannot help but harbor hostility because of their condition. The plain and ugly often mask hostility behind an unctuous or affable facade which is sometimes mistaken for "inner beauty."
If at first you don't succeed, try and try again.
---A sure way of making a pest of yourself. Better: "If at first you don't succeed, wait and see what happens. If nothing happens, try a different approach. If still unsuccessful, try someone or somewhere else."
There is no substitute for hard work.
---If you are what others expect of you, it matters not how much or how little you do.
Do you agree with those and if not tell me why.
Both quotes and responses are taken from The Devil's Notebook
The rich get richer and the poor get poorer.
--- The rich do get richer, but the poor, having little or nothing to lose, can only get richer. If diligence will not do it, then charity will
All the world loves a lover.
---Bosses hate lovers because they can't keep their minds on their work. The loveless hate lovers because they are envious. Even lovers have little patience with other lovers. They consider another's choice of love object inferior to their own.
The best things in life are free.
---They may be free for you, but somebody else is paying for them.
Honesty is the best policy.
---Should read, "Credibility is the best policy."
Beauty is only skin deep.
---A balm for the ugly, who cannot help but harbor hostility because of their condition. The plain and ugly often mask hostility behind an unctuous or affable facade which is sometimes mistaken for "inner beauty."
If at first you don't succeed, try and try again.
---A sure way of making a pest of yourself. Better: "If at first you don't succeed, wait and see what happens. If nothing happens, try a different approach. If still unsuccessful, try someone or somewhere else."
There is no substitute for hard work.
---If you are what others expect of you, it matters not how much or how little you do.
Do you agree with those and if not tell me why.
Both quotes and responses are taken from The Devil's Notebook



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