[mothered]

It makes you feel popular for about 3 seconds when you have multiple alerts.

That long?

Spoiler:

About one second for me.

Then, you click on them and discover half of them are just you, quoting yourself.

I have to admit, It hasn't been too bad as of late.

This morning I had precisely 29 alerts and only one was myself. That said, I vividly remember having 32 alters, 10 of which were my very own quotes.