Dammit!

Evangelist · 02-02-2013, 03:42 AM

Today I was out all day and I needed to pee so bad! I couldn't make a stop somewhere so I drove home. As soon as I got there I started peeing outside and my neighbor saw me. I didn't know what to say so I said "Sup Bro" I didn't mean it but that's the only thing that came out. I am still in shock. Angry

Chieftain · 02-02-2013, 03:45 AM

"Sup bro?"

Yeah, that's a pretty standard response/greeting to someone who is watching you piss.

I'm glad I have a bladder of steel, I only need to pee once every 1-2 days. But when I do, it's like a gallon of piss.

Evangelist · 02-02-2013, 03:46 AM

It wasn't even in a question way. Just Sup Bro.

Chieftain · 02-02-2013, 03:48 AM

(02-02-2013, 03:46 AM)Evangelist Wrote: It wasn't even in a question way. Just Sup Bro.

Haha, even better.

Did he say or do anything?

Evangelist · 02-02-2013, 03:50 AM

He gave me a "the fuck face" then kept walking.

Chieftain · 02-02-2013, 03:51 AM

(02-02-2013, 03:50 AM)Evangelist Wrote: He gave me a "the fuck face" then kept walking.

Oh, alright.

Back to normal then, eh?

Evangelist · 02-02-2013, 03:52 AM

Back to normal?

Chieftain · 02-02-2013, 03:54 AM

(02-02-2013, 03:52 AM)Evangelist Wrote: Back to normal?

You know...

"Hey neighbor, mornin to ya!"

Or is it awkward mode as of now?

Evangelist · 02-02-2013, 03:55 AM

Oh I don't know lol. I don't care that my neighbor saw my dick and I'm pretty sure he doesn't either.

Cat_LF · 02-03-2013, 11:02 PM

Lol, I would of just started to whistle and just pee at the same time to make it awks.

Dammit!
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