[Limited Edition]

Edition #1

Welcome to 'The Random Edition'

I've was bored and had some free time so I decided that I would create 'The Random Edition'. I've done this once before on another forum and it wasn't very popular, maybe you guys will appreciate the time and effort a little more. :tongue: The reason behind the name is the content will be completely random and nobody, including myself will know when the next edition will be released. Any time I get some free time I will probably work on a new 'Random Edition'. This is just for fun, nothing too serious, there will be some fun ways to interact with the community with contests, questions and maybe some puzzles for those who are really bored. Anyway, I hope you all enjoy this first edition, if you do I will certainly make more.

Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honeymoon night at home. Later that night, their mother couldn’t sleep, so she went to the kitchen for a cup of tea.  On her way, she tiptoed by her oldest daughter’s bedroom and heard her screaming. The mother thought to herself, “That’s normal, especially on her wedding night.” She snuck by her second oldest daughter’s room and heard her laughing. “That’s normal too,” she said, smiling to herself. Finally, she slipped by her youngest daughter’s room where she didn’t hear a peep, but she thought nothing of it. The next morning in the kitchen, after the husbands had gone out, the woman asked her eldest daughter about last night’s noises. “Well Mom,” she replied, “you always said if it hurt I should scream.” “You’re absolutely right sweetheart, ”the mother assured her, turning to her middle daughter. “Now why were you laughing?” she asked. “You always said if it tickled, I could laugh,” she answered. “True enough, honey.” The mother smiled, remembering her newlywed days. “Now it’s your turn, baby,” she said turning to her youngest daughter. “Why was it so quiet in your room last night?” “Mom, don’t you remember? You always told me never to talk with my mouth full.”

Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said Little Johnny. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken.  He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. Little Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"

1. Deaf people probably don’t understand why farts are funny.

2. What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object?

Gym fails, video is a year old but I know a lot of people will be hitting the gym after pigging out all over xmas!

This tune will never get old, the girl 1 min 14 seconds in wants me. 

##CONTEST TIME##

Prize: 100 credits!

Post some jokes, you can post as many as you like but only 1 per post and no double posting. 

I will pick my favourite entry after I see a decent amount of entries! 

I plan to add more sections next time, if you have any suggestions please feel free to let me know.

I hope you enjoyed!

[Almighty]

This is awesome Limited lol you should actually keep doing these

[Limited Edition]

This is awesome Limited lol you should actually keep doing these

It's a little short, I'll probably add some RF gossip or roast some users (with their permission) once I get to know everybody a little better :tongue:

[AFK]

That workout video was hilarious... people just don't know there own limits.

[Cyber]

Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?

[AFK]

Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?

Because he wanted to see time fly?  :noh:

[Limited Edition]

Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?

Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?

Because he wanted to see time fly?  :noh:

haha is this a joint entry? :tongue:

[Cyber]

Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?

Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?

Because he wanted to see time fly?  :noh:

haha is this a joint entry? :tongue:

nah if I win @AFK can have the credits as I'm a post whore so credits are nothing.

[AFK]

Joke (so don't get mad)

Have you ever seen any black people in The Jetsons?

Spoiler: Answer

Seem's like a pretty bright furture eh?

[Krados]

##CONTEST TIME##

Prize: 100 credits!

Post some jokes, you can post as many as you like but only 1 per post and no double posting. 

I will pick my favourite entry after I see a decent amount of entries! 

Your life.
Your dick.
Your attitude.