[Pirate]

I washed my dick with the wrong lotion once. Ended up with a scabbing and insanely dry (uncut) dick, was almost bleeding, couldn't masturbate without it hurting. Went away after a couple of days. I had to keep moisturizing the incredibly dry skin with my saliva every hour or so.

what the fuck

[Ducati]

Have you tried masturbation?

Lmfao, but for real, go gym or something yo

[Kawaii Love]

I always masturbate when I am bored

[B851T]

Masturbation is the only answer my friend