Ask your Mom

Uzinero · 12-07-2014, 06:07 PM

Have you seen any of the movies in the "Viewaskewniverse". If so which ones, and did you like them?

Mom · 12-10-2014, 04:46 PM

(12-05-2014, 03:48 AM)Tryptamine Wrote: Can I have a glass of milk?
Can you make me a sandwich?
Have I done you proud as a son?

No.

No.

Why do you think I named you Tryptamine Dream-Crusher Disappointment?

(12-05-2014, 08:45 AM)Eclipse Wrote: I agree, and that's the problem...

OT: y u cnge ur name over 9000 times?

Despite my levelheaded demeanor, I operate largely on whimsy.

(12-05-2014, 09:01 AM)Poochy Wrote: Why does everyone on xbox live tell me that they've had sex with you?

What is your first name?
Why won't you let me steal MiS?
If you were a triangle, would you be acute or isosceles?

Your mother is a busy woman.

On SL: Lord English. IRL: Deja ( Anagram )

Because I love Missu.

Acute.

(12-05-2014, 09:39 AM)MiS Wrote: What happened to Dad?

He suggested anal beads. I walked out.

(12-07-2014, 06:07 PM)Uzinero Wrote: Have you seen any of the movies in the "Viewaskewniverse". If so which ones, and did you like them?

I feel like I know that, but I'd be lying if I told you I watched/remembered them.

MiS · 12-10-2014, 10:53 PM

(12-10-2014, 04:46 PM)Mom Wrote: Acute.

What acute triangle.

Techno · 12-10-2014, 10:59 PM

Can I sleep on your lap momma?
Also, if you were given 1 day to live, what would you do and after you die would you give me your body?

Mom · 12-10-2014, 11:56 PM

(12-10-2014, 10:53 PM)MiS Wrote: What acute triangle.

<3
Love you too, Missu.

(12-10-2014, 10:59 PM)Techno Wrote: Can I sleep on your lap momma?
Also, if you were given 1 day to live, what would you do and after you die would you give me your body?

Yes.

Masturbate furiously then fly to see @MiS and make love to him.

Sure.

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