[Evangelist]

Have you noticed everybody in the internet has "arachnophobia"? Everybody is afraid of spiders and I don't really understand. If I see a big one, that eats birds then I would shit a brick but, people are afraid even at a tiny one. Is this blown out of proportion?



That I would be actually scared of, but a meaningless and inoffensive spider? We have all seen the jokes people make "Oh ma nigg there a spidah in ma crib what do?" "BURN THE HOUSE DOWN!" I know that is just a joke but, there is people that actually feel like that and it's hilarious.

Now, is the whole spider scare just to fit in with people in the internet or are you legitimately scared of a spider?

[Customer]

My biggest fear is growing up without anyone to make me feel like the sun is something they built for me in their tool-shed.

Your biggest fear is feelings.

[Nil]

I'm not scared of them but I don't like them. I think it's pretty rational to be scared of smaller spiders. Because you can't see them as well or feel them on you so they could be crawling anywhere. I mean, I'd rather see a giant spider and know where it is and where it's going, than a small one that can hide and get away from me. Then come back for revenge and climb in my pee pee hole.

[Nefarious]

I've been afraid of spiders of all sizes since I was a child, however recently they haven't been bothering me as much.
My initial fear was because some spiders jump, and people always told me "if they bite you, you'll die" Of course I know that isn't always true now, so they bother me a lot less.

I do understand peoples fear of spiders, but the people that are serious about burning their house down over something so small are just seeking attention.

[Benjamin Lasnier]

This is diffidently a fear for me. If I see one in my room then I normally don't sleep there unless I know it's dead.

[Customer]

I'm not scared of them but I don't like them. I think it's pretty rational to be scared of smaller spiders. Because you can't see them as well or feel them on you so they could be crawling anywhere. I mean, I'd rather see a giant spider and know where it is and where it's going, than a small one that can hide and get away from me. Then come back for revenge and climb in my pee pee hole.

You're fucking funny.

I like you.

[Evangelist]

I'm not scared of them but I don't like them. I think it's pretty rational to be scared of smaller spiders. Because you can't see them as well or feel them on you so they could be crawling anywhere. I mean, I'd rather see a giant spider and know where it is and where it's going, than a small one that can hide and get away from me. Then come back for revenge and climb in my pee pee hole.

I once had a camel try to get in my pee pee hole but, I managed to snap his neck.

[Nefarious]

I'm not scared of them but I don't like them. I think it's pretty rational to be scared of smaller spiders. Because you can't see them as well or feel them on you so they could be crawling anywhere. I mean, I'd rather see a giant spider and know where it is and where it's going, than a small one that can hide and get away from me. Then come back for revenge and climb in my pee pee hole.

I once had a camel try to get in my pee pee hole but, I managed to snap his neck.

Are we talking about an actual camel or a camel spider?

[Customer]

I'm not scared of them but I don't like them. I think it's pretty rational to be scared of smaller spiders. Because you can't see them as well or feel them on you so they could be crawling anywhere. I mean, I'd rather see a giant spider and know where it is and where it's going, than a small one that can hide and get away from me. Then come back for revenge and climb in my pee pee hole.

I once had a camel try to get in my pee pee hole but, I managed to snap his neck.

Are we talking about an actual camel or a camel spider?

Actual camel.

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[Nil]

I'm not scared of them but I don't like them. I think it's pretty rational to be scared of smaller spiders. Because you can't see them as well or feel them on you so they could be crawling anywhere. I mean, I'd rather see a giant spider and know where it is and where it's going, than a small one that can hide and get away from me. Then come back for revenge and climb in my pee pee hole.

I once had a camel try to get in my pee pee hole but, I managed to snap his neck.

Holy shit man! It's almost my bed time and you're going to put that image in my head? Thanks.

The worst thing that has tried to get in my pee pee hole was my old guinea pig.